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FIFA II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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ljaproductions07 (12 days ago)
America didn't get involved in trying to sort out FIFA corruption for any sort of benevolent reason, in my view (and I said this at the time on a good few Pitch Talk shows that I co-host) America only got involved as football is a multi billion pound industry that was passing them by and they were pissed as they were barely making any money from it... Corruption is so ingrained in FIFA that (as we've said on Pitch Talk shows and videos since 2010), you'd literally have to stop the game completely to weed it out as it's not just FIFA, look at UEFA, our FA in England, La Liga in Spain, the Calciopoli scandal in Serie A, the list goes on when it comes to corruption in football. Jack Warner takes swipes at Blatter but the only reason he does is because in 2011 Blatter snitched on him and banned him from FIFA, before Warner could snitch on Blatter in the elections that year where Blatter ran unopposed because Bin Hamann got done on corruption charges...
dollysinn (16 days ago)
Rat-faced cunt.
cs4life25yt (1 month ago)
We....the dutch....hereby will arrest Donald trump....after i milked my cow....found my wooden shoes....and can leave my windmill behind in peace ✌👍 maar daarna....beloofd.
Walt Hamer (1 month ago)
Wait did he just call adidas Ahdeedas
Mushabe Samuel (1 month ago)
did u buy the adidas, ddrink that sshit
Google Sucks (1 month ago)
*Thank you FBI* - From the rest of the world.
Phil S (1 month ago)
Blatter... What an appropriate name!
Phil S (1 month ago)
Because there's never enough pu$$y in Trump Tower.
Saeryf (1 month ago)
We need those fantastic Dutch bastards to get rid of Trump more than ever. XD
ForeverMe543 (1 month ago)
FIFA = fuck is feminism again?
ForeverMe543 (1 month ago)
This is why I get mad when Republicans say that rich people have earned their money. Because they really haven’t, they steal everything.
Krystal Myth (1 month ago)
Really wish he'd stop normalizing Scientology in a positive manner when they should be exposed on the show for their actions.
I'm amazed he made it through this entire video with out making a joke about bladders name...
Steve Cooper (1 month ago)
stupid white american dudes suddenly give a shit cause money
Roxana Johnson (2 months ago)
Yet again another "Problem you didn't know existed"
Bagfoot Bandit (2 months ago)
Watching this in 2018. The Dutch aren't as cool as we were led to believe :(
John Vroonhoven (2 months ago)
The only guy that has stood up against Blatter was the Dutchman Michael van Praag, who ran against Blatter's successor Infantino, actually wanted to change things and make all of FIFA transparent, but guess who the American USSF voted for...... exactly; Infantino! And who's organizing the World Cup of 2026? Indeed; the US, together with Canada and Mexico....
ToasterR6S (2 months ago)
america mad that they bad 🚮🚮🚮🚮
KingSkyLord (2 months ago)
And this is why the Netherlands and the US were banned and disqualified from Russia.
Manuel Nieves (2 months ago)
3 years later the USA (together with mexico and canada) wins the bid to host the 2026 world cup.
LV223 (2 months ago)
I'm from 2018... Ok Dutch it's your time to shine, I believe in you!!
Deez Noots (2 months ago)
And trump is now president, fuck
na Griffin (3 months ago)
Start watching at about 11mins 5secs...!
Skyview Python (3 months ago)
Watching this and hearing about trump...when he won the presidency...
ZomeaterWWZ (3 months ago)
11:05 JUNE 1, 2015...THIS JOKE WAS FROM THE FUTURE CONSIDERING HOW TRUMP IS OUR PRESIDENT NOW IN 2018.
nickolas (3 months ago)
Anyone watching this during the 2018 WC?
Kant (3 months ago)
we know you kicked off Blatter just to put your own puppet Infantino, i hope you a very scandalous 2026 WC, you motherfuckers!
Nick Sushkevich (3 months ago)
Corrupt FIFA officer has apartment in Trump tower. Nice.
lawrence legend (3 months ago)
I like bud light lime
David Villamil (3 months ago)
2026🤔🤔🤔🤔
JackDespero (3 months ago)
I found this by chance and realise.. that the US actually got that World Cup hosting contest.
João Antunes. (3 months ago)
In need of a Fifa III, now that America got them to go there for 2026, if you need someone to dig in just holla Johnny Boy
Speed Weed (3 months ago)
Damn this guy could run a child prostitution ring and it still wouldn't be enough to keep him from being reelected until he dies!
Speed Weed (3 months ago)
FIFA III anyone?
Petar Popov (3 months ago)
https://www.fifa.com/about-fifa/the-president/joseph-s-blatter.html
Gregory Ashton (3 months ago)
I can’t believe I’m watching this in 2018 and nothing has changed with regards to corruption in FIFA
7.756.935 (3 months ago)
Gregory Ashton *It is flabbergasting!*
Scott Jewett (3 months ago)
BOY do i wish the Dutch had found something.
Tona V. (3 months ago)
Ripping on Bud? I'm having Shad Rap flashbacks
The Architect (3 months ago)
Still waiting for the Dutch to make their move.
Cobalt360Degrees (3 months ago)
I mean, no shit America would be the one investigating and trying to take down FIFA. They're the only ones not worried about the World Cup ending for good if FIFA goes down.
Charles Cooper (3 months ago)
Goodelle looks like the impossible 3 way child between Santa, George Lucas, and R.R Martin
blueckaym (3 months ago)
8:54 ... Wow!!! :O Did I got instantly drunk? I'm seeing double :D
Polla Fattah (3 months ago)
Where is everybody how comments are clean
Nick Grimes (3 months ago)
Just before John made the big reveal, I caught a glimpse of the top of the article a few seconds before it cut away from the exec, and I was like "...did that say Onion?" Lol
John von Shepard (3 months ago)
Nika
Simon Lewis (3 months ago)
I cannot find if there have been any inconsistent betting odds on some of the "surprising" results.
Twisted Clown (3 months ago)
hmmm i wonder who is hosting the worldcup in 2026?..... ohhhh....
omar martinez (3 months ago)
It is 2018 and the start of the world cup. It seems the purgue of corrupt officials worked because somehow "weaker" teams are somehow defeating teams that have always won. Germany was defeated by Mexico, and Argentina is falling. I hope this cup ends up being the most fair of all world cups ib the last 3 decades
Manken Alen (3 months ago)
Tss, no thats just for the thrill, they will still be "magically" qualifying anyway..........
Gil Rybak (3 months ago)
Wow this is crazy just over a video game
Dave Pyle (3 months ago)
Fifa III???
Tom Franck (3 months ago)
That whole america thing actually makes sense when you think about it. When you don't give a damn about something you don't tend to be afraid to piss off the big guys within that field. What could FIFA have done? Not host the World cup in ameirca in a few years? Who would have cared about that?
-kaster- -kaster- (3 months ago)
Anyone watching this during the World Cup 18?
Jarryd Pillay (3 months ago)
This video hasn't aged well... Damn the Dutch!
Nancy Bruno (3 months ago)
The awarding of the 2026 WC to the US,Canada and Mexico is looking more and more shady after seeing this report and the one about FIFA last year.
Milap Rane (3 months ago)
Well! "Our business is our business" gives me bad memories now! (This one Bollywood fans will get for sure...:P)
Jaf IO Tutorials (3 months ago)
HOW CAN A SINGLE PERSON DISLIKE THIS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
Rohit Upadhya (4 months ago)
3:17 our business is our business, none of your business.
Catherine Williams (4 months ago)
Zeit gang sent me here.
BLINKS (4 months ago)
FIFA II: Electric boogaloo
V Theory (4 months ago)
This is irrelevant but...is that really the size of your McDonald's drink, America???
SwagHags69 (4 months ago)
Ik Hou Van to anybody in the Netherlands who wants to chime in with that Trump plan
Omar Alam (4 months ago)
We are with you America
Green Root (4 months ago)
I played on turf and i got a scar on my leg because it is like concrete
Ben Bleick (4 months ago)
they should do another one these pieces for the 2018 World Cup.
ExActa (4 months ago)
7:00 THIS. THIS is inequality in an unacceptable and outrageous way. Not gendered shampoo or anything like that. THIS.
Samuel Robinson (4 months ago)
Was there a hiatus because John wanted to get rat-arsed after the champions league final or has someone just forgot to post it?
Nodig Persoon (4 months ago)
And then the dutch intelligence agency found out about the russians.
richard wilmot Ph.D (5 months ago)
MCDONALD'S BURGERS R 50% FAT FROM COWS THAT STAND ALL DAY IN THEIR OWN FECES, EAT CORN, GET SICK, R GIVEN ANTIBIOTICS THAT U EAT🏴‍☠️💩👄😋👅
Brandon Drakus (5 months ago)
You're fucking kidding right..?
MoreDetonation (5 months ago)
Of course it's Trump Tower
Chris Ramirez (5 months ago)
if only the dutch had done it
TheGamingKid7 (5 months ago)
9:00 Aloha 2
Samir Sehgal (5 months ago)
Ahhh...before The Don was President...
CyberJoeyO (5 months ago)
America is the best country to straighten out FIFA precisely because Americans don’t care about soccer. FIFA has little political power here. FIFA: “We’ll cancel futbol!” America: “Yawn, and?”
Luc Taylor (5 months ago)
could someone explain why he used the dutch/netherlands as an example if they took out trump? i cant tell if hes making fun of the dutch by comparing them to americans or because the dutch generally have nothing to do with trump.
gabiluch87 (5 months ago)
Well, Dutch friends, time to take Trump out... John here chugged that disgusting beer, let it have more meaning!
D1NOSK1 (5 months ago)
Time to do FIFA III
Frank Green (5 months ago)
The bud light lime/ Long John Silver's dumpster joke made me about choke I laughed so fuckin hard!
rosuna73 (6 months ago)
see www.Mexico2022.org to help move the 2022 World Cup from Qatar to Mexico. Email: [email protected]
Omar Aashour (4 months ago)
rosuna73 fuck off
Justin Walthrop (6 months ago)
Leadership, leadership never changes..
Bano Banoo (6 months ago)
what is the other meaning for aloha 2
Mlpfanboy (6 months ago)
2:37 why is it not surprising trump tower was involved with this scandal.
You Han (6 months ago)
but in fifa president defense, it's the soccer so called mania fans that gave him this power to be such a piece of shit. im so glad im not a sports fan period. none of the athletes made any money off of me either through payperview or buy shitty products w their faces on. so this kinda story doesnt upset me as much. feel bad for poor countries that builded the stadium for them tho
Drum Ape (6 months ago)
You Are Awesome
daysErlock (6 months ago)
Lmfao, I never thought about how much of a oxymoron it is that the FBI took down fifa officials haha to funny
Titian Titiam (6 months ago)
Give Fútbol / Soccer back to the people !
PYXEL (6 months ago)
If your sport would bring in enough money you wouldn't have to play on turf, as easy as that. Maintaining a proper football pitch is expensive as fuck and if you don't believe me, pay for it yourself so you dont get burnt
Delbarrio4u 145 (7 months ago)
Nicely Done.. Nice Shoes.. Inspired. Nice. *《《《☆》》》*
Lance Kozel (7 months ago)
the dutch are cool
foxfire7 (7 months ago)
Can we please get the dutch to work ?
Chrono Bretz (7 months ago)
Funny that the text book definition of corruption had a penthouse for a cat in the tower that is now the name brand of the new textbook definition.
conchudo69 (7 months ago)
*Remember when Trump could be mentioned in this or other shows without him being the center of attention because of something stupid he did or said?*
Lemonz1989 (7 months ago)
I can attest to the money involved in FIFA. My country of birth has just short of 50,000 people, and one year they had over $3 million of unspent money, and were told if they didn't use it by the end of the year, it would fall back to the FIFA accounts. The local politicians just went "oh, okay, I guess we can build giant spotlights on our stadium in the capital that can only hold 1200 people. I also guess we could change the turf on our only other FIFA approved stadium in a tiny village of a few hundred people, as well as build a fence around it, so the players won't kick so many balls into the ocean."
JBR (8 months ago)
"Soccer" lul
90socram (8 months ago)
i think that after what the fbi did the usa had earned the right to call football "soccer" or whatever the heck they want
Tom Sistermans (8 months ago)
Funny thing he said about the Dutch, since a Dutch investigation found that the Russian hackers have been involved in the US elections, for now they just found sabotage of the democratic party, but who knows, they might find a way to arrest Donald Trump as well
Justin Cronkright (8 months ago)
I hope Jon's son grows up to like Beer, lots and lots of beer!
Justin Cronkright (8 months ago)
FIFA's Sponsers pulling out after they have gotten what they want... But will and did of course get credit for any resignations or dismissals that should have already happened.
SemperCallide (8 months ago)
"It took the country that cares the least about football to take down the people who'd been ruining it". Actually, that hits the nail on the head. Most nations were complicit in FIFA's corruption (if not outright supportive of it), because they didn't want to wreck their chances at hosting world cup games. The US, as a culture, just doesn't care about the sport the same way, and that detachment allowed them to bring down some of the organization's worst offenders. Other nations probably wouldn't want to risk the potential fallout.
Gaelen Walsh (8 months ago)
I play football and I'd like to say turf burn absolutely sucks

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