HomeФильмы и анимацияRelated VideosMore From: LastWeekTonight

FIFA II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

88737 ratings | 8324488 views
After the arrests of numerous top officials, John Oliver decided to give an update on the state of FIFA. Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: http://Facebook.com/LastWeekTonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: http://Twitter.com/LastWeekTonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: http://www.hbo.com/lastweektonight Connect with Last Week Tonight online... Subscribe to the Last Week Tonight YouTube channel for more almost news as it almost happens: www.youtube.com/user/LastWeekTonight Find Last Week Tonight on Facebook like your mom would: http://Facebook.com/LastWeekTonight Follow us on Twitter for news about jokes and jokes about news: http://Twitter.com/LastWeekTonight Visit our official site for all that other stuff at once: http://www.hbo.com/lastweektonight
Html code for embedding videos on your blog
Text Comments (4656)
-kaster- -kaster- (18 hours ago)
Anyone watching this during the World Cup 18?
Jarryd Pillay (1 day ago)
This video hasn't aged well... Damn the Dutch!
Nancy Bruno (1 day ago)
The awarding of the 2026 WC to the US,Canada and Mexico is looking more and more shady after seeing this report and the one about FIFA last year.
Milap Rane (2 days ago)
Well! "Our business is our business" gives me bad memories now! (This one Bollywood fans will get for sure...:P)
shrikar mutalik (2 days ago)
FIFA III
Jaf IO Tutorials (3 days ago)
HOW CAN A SINGLE PERSON DISLIKE THIS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
Rohit Upadhya (4 days ago)
3:17 our business is our business, none of your business.
Catherine Williams (6 days ago)
Zeit gang sent me here.
BLINKS (8 days ago)
FIFA II: Electric boogaloo
V Theory (11 days ago)
This is irrelevant but...is that really the size of your McDonald's drink, America???
SwagHags69 (13 days ago)
Ik Hou Van to anybody in the Netherlands who wants to chime in with that Trump plan
Omar Alam (16 days ago)
We are with you America
Green Root (17 days ago)
I played on turf and i got a scar on my leg because it is like concrete
Ben Bleick (18 days ago)
they should do another one these pieces for the 2018 World Cup.
ExActa (19 days ago)
7:00 THIS. THIS is inequality in an unacceptable and outrageous way. Not gendered shampoo or anything like that. THIS.
Samuel Robinson (23 days ago)
Was there a hiatus because John wanted to get rat-arsed after the champions league final or has someone just forgot to post it?
Nodig Persoon (30 days ago)
And then the dutch intelligence agency found out about the russians.
richard wilmot Ph.D (1 month ago)
MCDONALD'S BURGERS R 50% FAT FROM COWS THAT STAND ALL DAY IN THEIR OWN FECES, EAT CORN, GET SICK, R GIVEN ANTIBIOTICS THAT U EAT🏴‍☠️💩👄😋👅
Brandon Drakus (1 month ago)
You're fucking kidding right..?
MoreDetonation (1 month ago)
Of course it's Trump Tower
Christopher Ramirez (1 month ago)
if only the dutch had done it
TheGamingKid7 (1 month ago)
9:00 Aloha 2
Samir Sehgal (1 month ago)
Ahhh...before The Don was President...
CyberJoeyO (1 month ago)
America is the best country to straighten out FIFA precisely because Americans don’t care about soccer. FIFA has little political power here. FIFA: “We’ll cancel futbol!” America: “Yawn, and?”
Luc Taylor (1 month ago)
could someone explain why he used the dutch/netherlands as an example if they took out trump? i cant tell if hes making fun of the dutch by comparing them to americans or because the dutch generally have nothing to do with trump.
gabiluch87 (1 month ago)
Well, Dutch friends, time to take Trump out... John here chugged that disgusting beer, let it have more meaning!
D1NOSK1 (1 month ago)
Time to do FIFA III
Frank Green (2 months ago)
The bud light lime/ Long John Silver's dumpster joke made me about choke I laughed so fuckin hard!
rosuna73 (2 months ago)
see www.Mexico2022.org to help move the 2022 World Cup from Qatar to Mexico. Email: [email protected]
Omar Aashour (26 days ago)
rosuna73 fuck off
Justin Walthrop (2 months ago)
Leadership, leadership never changes..
Bano Banoo (2 months ago)
what is the other meaning for aloha 2
Mlpfanboy (2 months ago)
2:37 why is it not surprising trump tower was involved with this scandal.
You Han (2 months ago)
but in fifa president defense, it's the soccer so called mania fans that gave him this power to be such a piece of shit. im so glad im not a sports fan period. none of the athletes made any money off of me either through payperview or buy shitty products w their faces on. so this kinda story doesnt upset me as much. feel bad for poor countries that builded the stadium for them tho
Drum Ape (2 months ago)
You Are Awesome
daysErlock (2 months ago)
Lmfao, I never thought about how much of a oxymoron it is that the FBI took down fifa officials haha to funny
Titian Titiam (2 months ago)
Give Fútbol / Soccer back to the people !
PYXEL (3 months ago)
If your sport would bring in enough money you wouldn't have to play on turf, as easy as that. Maintaining a proper football pitch is expensive as fuck and if you don't believe me, pay for it yourself so you dont get burnt
Delbarrio4u 145 (3 months ago)
Nicely Done.. Nice Shoes.. Inspired. Nice. *《《《☆》》》*
Lance Kozel (3 months ago)
the dutch are cool
foxfire7 (3 months ago)
Can we please get the dutch to work ?
Cody Bretz (3 months ago)
Funny that the text book definition of corruption had a penthouse for a cat in the tower that is now the name brand of the new textbook definition.
conchudo12345 (3 months ago)
*Remember when Trump could be mentioned in this or other shows without him being the center of attention because of something stupid he did or said?*
Lemonz1989 (3 months ago)
I can attest to the money involved in FIFA. My country of birth has just short of 50,000 people, and one year they had over $3 million of unspent money, and were told if they didn't use it by the end of the year, it would fall back to the FIFA accounts. The local politicians just went "oh, okay, I guess we can build giant spotlights on our stadium in the capital that can only hold 1200 people. I also guess we could change the turf on our only other FIFA approved stadium in a tiny village of a few hundred people, as well as build a fence around it, so the players won't kick so many balls into the ocean."
JBR (4 months ago)
"Soccer" lul
90socram (4 months ago)
i think that after what the fbi did the usa had earned the right to call football "soccer" or whatever the heck they want
Tom Sistermans (4 months ago)
Funny thing he said about the Dutch, since a Dutch investigation found that the Russian hackers have been involved in the US elections, for now they just found sabotage of the democratic party, but who knows, they might find a way to arrest Donald Trump as well
Justin Cronkright (4 months ago)
I hope Jon's son grows up to like Beer, lots and lots of beer!
Justin Cronkright (4 months ago)
FIFA's Sponsers pulling out after they have gotten what they want... But will and did of course get credit for any resignations or dismissals that should have already happened.
SemperCallide (4 months ago)
"It took the country that cares the least about football to take down the people who'd been ruining it". Actually, that hits the nail on the head. Most nations were complicit in FIFA's corruption (if not outright supportive of it), because they didn't want to wreck their chances at hosting world cup games. The US, as a culture, just doesn't care about the sport the same way, and that detachment allowed them to bring down some of the organization's worst offenders. Other nations probably wouldn't want to risk the potential fallout.
125687edu (4 months ago)
The dutch recently warned america about a cyber attack from russia and is helping investigating trump. Much love from the netherlands
DaL33T5 (4 months ago)
And much love from America! I literally phoned your embassy to thank them when I heard that! VEEL DANK!
Gaelen Walsh (5 months ago)
I play football and I'd like to say turf burn absolutely sucks
Nermin Huseinbasic (5 months ago)
Great show John Oliver!
The Thundercool (5 months ago)
Good news : Blatter is no longer FIFA's president. Bad news : It doesn't matter, The federation is rotten to the core.
Logan Jackson (5 months ago)
So I walk over with my crisp style bitchass boys put away your pi-stals
guymine123 (5 months ago)
It seems like all the best comedians came out of the John Stewart era daily show
Feynstein 100 (5 months ago)
I'm not saying that FIFA officials aren't corrupt but I don't understand how FIFA is responsible for deaths during the stadium constructions. The country is responsible for making those stadiums and thus responsible for those deaths. It should have better safety laws or better enforcement of them. Just my opinion.
Adam Palmer (5 months ago)
🎶🎵 don't worry bought a thing
imastegosauros (6 months ago)
ಠ_ಠ
HW (6 months ago)
You let us down, the Dutch. This is on you
Event Horizon (6 months ago)
8:56 - they almost wear the same stuff.
Bslites (6 months ago)
Everyone plays on Turf, grass is turf, 4G is Astro-Turf
Ollie Weber (6 months ago)
Sepp Blatter looks like that evil CEO crab-guy from Monsters Inc
Angel Diez Ovelar (6 months ago)
Boycott 2022 !!!! Everyone!!
SZRLM (6 months ago)
11:00 now more than ever. C'mon Dutch!
DrStrangelife (6 months ago)
Sepp Blatter needs to be in prison for the remainder of his life...
Picnic Basket Sam (7 months ago)
Nice to hear America do something awesome
Jan Seyb (5 months ago)
That was two years ago... Now america is not doing awesome things anymore.
Tyler Montgomery (7 months ago)
8:56 same suit
Tyler Montgomery (7 months ago)
Similar suit*
ajmage (7 months ago)
Best John Oliver rant ever !
Kimberly Campbell (7 months ago)
Omgosh her legs ... That is awful
TimStamper (8 months ago)
To be fair artificial pitches are definitely worth pursuing, especially having watched lower league football for years. Though looks like those lasses weren't given any sort of protection or guides how to avoid it.
Tournel Henry (8 months ago)
Sepp Blatter is the only one who has turned Football, (Also known as the BEAUTIFUL Game!!!) an Ugly game
Tournel Henry (8 months ago)
Wait! America is arresting Football officials and America hates football? Okay. That's suspicious
I live in qatar and I'm an Indonesian, I pass the stadium when I go to school, I didn't know that many people died then
crockerpot18 (8 months ago)
fuck warner
ocean lopez (8 months ago)
Oh yeah Donald is president
Tyler Courtney (8 months ago)
Don't call soccer "football", it degrates football. I think America proved again we always have to clean up the shit you europeans refuse to touch even though it bothers you the most... cough WORLD WAR 1 & WORLD WAR 2.
Edriss Scofield (7 months ago)
Work on your baiting. All you've succeeded is making me think you're secretly a yuropoor trying to project what he thinks Americans feel towards these matters.
Doreen Green (8 months ago)
Oooh, i like that Adidas golden shoe
Adam Palmer (8 months ago)
USA USA 😎🇺🇸🌈🎆🎇✨
Adilson DeSouza (8 months ago)
Brilliant.
Astro Maniac (8 months ago)
America has Trump and FIFA has Sepp Blatter
Nickoli Lion (8 months ago)
What's also interesting is that the FBI is not supposed to have the authority to operate outside US borders. So how did they make the arrests?
Chris Parnham (8 months ago)
so funny haha - from the UK press on again USA sort these jerks out lol
PaperMind (8 months ago)
Funny how a guy named Blatter can be such a ball buster.
tvittori (8 months ago)
To truly kill a snake you must cut off its head or in this case its ass hole. LMAO!!
3.14 Dragon (8 months ago)
Can we promote John to official world punisher of everything? I think it would be entertaining.
Dina El Hakim (8 months ago)
conjecture
Akito Soma (9 months ago)
I'm sorry, but I don't think it's an inequality issue; It's a popularity issue. FIFA, being cheap bastards, are going to spend more money only on what's popular, and, normal football being far more popular than women's football is the reason for that unfortunate discrepancy.
Venkatesh Thevar (9 months ago)
I spat out the coffee I was drinking... when I heard “a bad Santa"
Gecko_po_2002 (9 months ago)
We all know that to kill a snake, you have to surgically remove the Blatter.
CyberGenesis (9 months ago)
Anyone in america that thinks FIFA is special...needs to take a look at the NFL, MLB, and NBA
Sjoerd Louwe Oosterhoff (9 months ago)
So the Dutch need to lock up Donald Trump? I'm Dutch and i say "Yes we can" ;)
KREATOR AT WORK (2 days ago)
The Dutch locking up the president of the United States will not be a good idea for the Dutch
Jan Seyb (5 months ago)
So do it, please.
enzmondo (9 months ago)
For a second there, I truly thought the Dutch were on the way of locking up Donald.
Catarino Bernardo João (9 months ago)
Awesome .Oliver can to comment everithing
Arushi Pandya (10 months ago)
8.57 Boy do they look alike!!!
Madison Siedschlag (10 months ago)
Watching this while trump is president.... oh gawd trump tower
Leo German (10 months ago)
Who is this goofy looking new with the glasses. Begging for an ass kicking
Stephen Trout (10 months ago)
a bud light lime??? OH god, Blatter is wonderful, i aint touching that shit 0_0
Burnin Colours (10 months ago)
A colonialists British pig in imperialist America telling smaller much poorer countries they unjustifiably enrich themselves through sport... yeah... get fucked! As a white British-American cishet male, you, Sir, are the last person on planet earth deserving of talking about unjustified enrichment!!
DoctorineKureha (10 months ago)
FIFA basically screwed US deep with the 2022 World Cup. So...K-POW, Blatter! Good job, guys.
Douglas Rau (10 months ago)
Dammit, Dutch, you let us down.

Would you like to comment?

Join YouTube for a free account, or sign in if you are already a member.
How to become bitcoin trader? Exactly like Bitcoin, multiple digital currencies exist in the marketplace. So if you prefer to buy a few other currencies which aren`t available on Indian Exchange than you can utilize Bittrex. All you have to do is locate an exchange that you favor. Cryptocurrency exchanges have a massive potential to modify peoples minds and opinions concerning cryptocurrencies generally speaking and their application in actual life. So even in the event the exchange is attacked, its still true that you have your money. Furthermore, the exchanges prepare each and every industry for Bitcoin expansion. Existing stock exchanges will also compete to be able to fulfill the users configuration requirements. Sooner or later later on, the prices will grow more equal, meeting somewhere in the middleyour profit is equivalent to the quantity of convergence. No matter how far it is from Kijun, it is likely to return and test that level at some point. The amount of bitcoin is perpetually changing. In the US, it is 1000 USD. Whats even better, seek the services of a seasoned lawyer or at least ask for an in depth consultation. So youve read the newspaper about the meteoric growth of crypto currencies including Bitcoin or Ripple. Then coming up with 1000s of exchange rates simply to go out and get groceries is nearly impossible. Many cities around the world provide a bitcoin ATM where you are able to trade cash for bitcoin. The cryptocurrency world isn`t efficient.