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Tony Abbott, President of the USA of Australia: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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N T (16 hours ago)
Why can someone who wasn’t even born in Australia become the PM? HOW?
عادل قاسمی (3 days ago)
خیلی شرمنده ام تونی چی کشیدی خداییش برای من قابلی، خیلی با حرکات ت عشق کردم نباشه رو دستت ....دوست داشتنی هستی آخه من داشتم زندگی خودم رو می کردم تو هم اذیت شدی خیلی همش در حال رفت و برگشت به انگلیس و استرالیا شده بود من مقصر نیستم بخدا از من ناراحتی؟؟؟من به هیچ کس چیزی نگفتم بخدا از این که خیلی اذیت شدی چه میدونم دست من نبوده بازی خودتونه ولی چی کشیدی نه تونی در هر صورت هر جا هستی تو خاطره من جا داری مطمئن هستم منو فراموش نخواهی کرد بخدا .....می تونی اون سالهای ریاست جمهوری خودت در استرالیا رو فراموش کنی ولی من از خصوصیات اخلاقی شما خوشم میومد قاطع بودی داشتم کارها تو در تلویزیون تونی ببخش منو آخه دست من نبود که کاری از دستم بر نیومد براتون کنم چی کشیدی تو این مدت ریاست جمهوری در استرالیا ......من زندگی خودم رو می کردم شما هم در گیر زندگی من شدی 😔😔😔
Morbius Fitzgerald (6 days ago)
Whats weird about this is that now this looks a lot more like Australia's diet version of Trump. All I'm hoping for is that America finally has a "Knighting Prince Phillip" moment. To explain, Abbott instated a system where he would give Australian Knighthoods and Damehoods to whoever he saw fit. On Australia's national holiday, he gave one to Prince Phillip (for those that don't know, Abbott's relationship to England is almost like what Trump's relationship to Russia is). It was a move that was so controversial his own party called for a leadership challenge between Abbott and the Inanimate Carbon Rod within a few days. Its widely seen as the moment he became a political dead man walking, 6 months later he was replaced with the Prime Minister we have now. With Trump...I don't know what else he could do but I hope it happens.
1274627 26e66262 (8 days ago)
"Good morning sir how are you, dickhead"
Matt (14 days ago)
Greatest ever Australian PM
Billythe Schmidt (16 days ago)
"Dickhead" XD
Jeremy M (23 days ago)
His head nodding reminds me of a severely autistic child.
Ben Ward (24 days ago)
Tony Abbott: The First Prime Minister I actively want to take a cricket bat to.
paul nash (25 days ago)
Tony abott is like the rest of his party ..fkn disgusting and damn destruction to people's lives.Turnbull is worse .should change the name of there party to ,,destruction guarantee party.
Shannon Lee (26 days ago)
I'm Australian and I approve this message! XD He IS a dick head. But thanks to the USA, we Aussies no longer have to be ashamed for having elected the West's most embarrassing modern leader.
Dj May (1 month ago)
He got broken
mo hanafy (1 month ago)
"I gave you the respond you deserve but not the one you want" President bat man
Oliver Fermin (1 month ago)
Paul Alderson (1 month ago)
He hasn't improved and still has delusions of grandeur about running for high office. God help us!
Emma-Kate Stevenson (1 month ago)
Also one time he ate a raw onion on television. Unprompted. He just ate a fucking onion.
Ralad (1 month ago)
Tony W. Abbott
Jemimah Kendall (1 month ago)
Yeah you were all laughing two years ago but I bet you miss him now that we have that demon in charge
Tech Gravity (1 month ago)
Doug Carter (1 month ago)
His own party dumped him as prime minister he is NOTHING now, sits in parliament on the back bench shit stirring the wanka (who stabbed tony in the back) who took his job.. boo hoo! tony, and boo hoo! the wanka.
Alexander jesus (1 month ago)
Hahahaha!! Tonny Dum dum!! they are funny kids, that basically summarises all about Tonny Dum dum!
Michael Watkins (1 month ago)
I would slit your throat if I ever met you John Oliver.
JCtitanic15 (29 days ago)
cityraildude (1 month ago)
So some people hate their prime minister in a democracy. He must bad. Just like how Obama must be bad because some people hate him. AThis is the dumbest explination about democractically elected leader in the history of stupid comment about democracy
BettyBettyBoBetty (2 months ago)
Thank god this clown is gone...only Trump could possibly be more embarrassing
Jaxolotle (2 months ago)
Fun fact Tony Abbott was replaced on my birthday That’s right I got a new prime minister, what’d you get
Jaxolotle (2 months ago)
Making this video was the least worst option
ThisOne (2 months ago)
OK, so he's gay? Because that's the only reason I would feel threatened by homosexuality
gn0015 (2 months ago)
Cap Gamer 10 (2 months ago)
Wait a minute nobody told me Tony Abbot was born in London
CRITTa BUG (2 months ago)
God we hated him. Still fucking do hate him!
Mud Prune (2 months ago)
What about the fucking onion
Sahil Agarwal (2 months ago)
just brilliant!
Suppossedory of all wisdom is the 21st centuries version of "May we say god save the queen, but who will save the governor general." R.I.P gough
Genius or idiot? I'm more genius cause 1000%monkeys special on planet$
Jack Roberts (3 months ago)
Thank fuck we got rid of this dickhead. Turnbull (current PM) ain't much better though.
cool TAK Junior (3 months ago)
Wanna watch Yukio Hatoyama
vichit xaiyavong (3 months ago)
Nobody in Austria love this man.
kiancavella (3 months ago)
Is this for fucking real
WCE4Eva! (3 months ago)
Abbott wasn’t such a bad PM.... he was just bad on PR - always saying and doing totally stupid things!
Finan Powell (4 months ago)
Tony looks like James Bond
Johann Brandstatter (4 months ago)
When it comes to politicians, all we get as a choice is Dreck, shit or garbage....No wonder the semi-literate call it the " Lucky country "....
D J Benji (4 months ago)
Tony (sad sack) Abbott will get over it one day I hope.
dmt Handmade (4 months ago)
I'm pretty sure if the old bloke at the end ran for PM he'd be a shoe in.
CRITTa BUG (4 months ago)
And people from outside Australia wonder why we all cheered when the fucker was head butted. Please don't think we Australians are ANYTHING like this wanker!
Imnothere (4 months ago)
Anyone named tony is an asshole
Donna Cianciosi (4 months ago)
The last few seconds is comedy gold...only in Australia can you call a political leader ‘dickhead’ to their face.
Beta (4 months ago)
Is this guy related to Trump????!!!
Haopeng Zhang (4 months ago)
Tony Abbott, real Australian, born in London England
Jonathan Aquino (4 months ago)
Didn't Jesus fled to Egypt when he was a child?
Nikolai Szép (4 months ago)
fucking idiot
Hexmaster23 (5 months ago)
I live in Australia and back when he was Prime Minister, each time he appears on TV I would get ready to facepalm
Kitty Boo (5 months ago)
Oh I almost have everything on the insult list: Woman yes Gay no Irish yup
Tara Grants (5 months ago)
Joseph Simpson (5 months ago)
2:51 Why, hello there... Daniel Craig?
Ty Guy (5 months ago)
That old guy was the best.
Zel (5 months ago)
tony will be back soon ... he nearly has the numbers....
Natasha Witekauha (5 months ago)
Funny as!
Jerzy Feliks (5 months ago)
You got to love that grandpa!
D J Benji (5 months ago)
Abbott Apologists seem to have an incredible ability to live in the past "glory" of winning an Election against Rudd/Gillard/Rudd as though this was some sort of achievement. They, then continue, as Abbott does to continually snipe at the Coalition Government, presumably so when Labor win Government at the next Election, they will seem to have achieved their petty revenge.
Mildly Amusing Channel (5 months ago)
Trump and Abbott would have been best buddies.
Sorc Erer (5 months ago)
"Suppository of all wisdom" LOL
festus mansaray (5 months ago)
Tony Dum dum
Kei (5 months ago)
I'm watching this now and I don't think you could make one on Turnbull, even though the LNP are crap overall as a party. Say what you will about him but he's not a goof like Tony (well, he did invent the internet after all). He can conduct himself infront of the media and won't eat onions, threaten to shirtfront other world leaders or say shit like "suppository of wisdom". Abbott definitely had an image problem. You could maybe do one on the LNP overall since their other ministers and MPs are goofs. George Christensen is a trainwreck
Max Maxwell (5 months ago)
Thankfully we got rid of the right-wing moron.
miss misanthropist (5 months ago)
has there ever been any left-wings in the history of politics
A Bear Punching a Shark (6 months ago)
you gotta admit, this guy's comedic timing is on point
benjamin ireland (6 months ago)
it truly pains me remembering that this idiot was our prime minister
O. Hoffman (6 months ago)
dickhead indeed
ishipthatfishycouple (6 months ago)
maybe tony dumbdumb should stop using big words that he doesn't know. suppositories and repositories are two very, very, wildly different things.
Shin-Ryuuji (6 months ago)
This is actually scary. Because I just realized that Tony Abbott and Donald Trump are almost completely similar and almost alike in so many ways :|
a waste of time (6 months ago)
Because he’s like, dumb
terry thomas (6 months ago)
Tony could not find his arse with both hands, at noon.
Fayley Arthur (6 months ago)
"Suppository of wisdom" is my fave! Haha
mwellmann26 (6 months ago)
So, he's Australia's Trump?
Deepak A (6 months ago)
Australian Trump!
james evarts (6 months ago)
Good now, do Turnbull.
Reece Vickers (6 months ago)
Tony was my trump
Jacob Prim (6 months ago)
2:11 yea I'm with Abbott those life threatening diseases are hot!😂
ali naeij (6 months ago)
that can't be real was my first reaction
roflcopterannoysme (6 months ago)
Ok, but just so we're clear... We don't have blooming onions.
Mitchell Yao (6 months ago)
I like this guy as our Pm when i was at school, he made us look like America but its actually aystralian, funny man haha 🤣
Star Cherry (6 months ago)
Ugh I cannot stand his accent
Aqib.A.C (6 months ago)
That opening really wouldn't apply anymore.
Someone 234 (6 months ago)
As a Australian I found this funny
Kanwal Gill (7 months ago)
0:05 . karma is bitch. now they got donald trump . :P
N3rfe3d (7 months ago)
"dickhead" 😅
Kavi Vaidya (7 months ago)
That legend who said dickhead.
magical potato (7 months ago)
Australia had trump before we had trump........ I'm offended
I'd much rather live in Australia than in the USA. We aren't in an enormous amount of debt, and people hardly ever get shot here.
Ktownie city (7 months ago)
Imagine living in that shithole! Hows the 50C weather Aussies?! stay out of America!
Cédric BAZILE (7 months ago)
It's sad to here this when the message of Jesus was precisely to open our hearth and use or ressources for all the people in needs regardless of who they are a he illustrates it in the parable of the good samaritain.
Benjamin Martin (7 months ago)
Thank god we got rid of him!
Dalton Chew (7 months ago)
Well at least we change prime ministers every week.
Ritvik Awasthi (7 months ago)
Get you shelters ready this world is going in shit piece
Tyg Rahof (7 months ago)
Clearly he brings his wisdom out of his suppository...
Rajat Y (7 months ago)
Ryan Menendez (7 months ago)
Watching this in 2017, the similarities to Trump is fucking insane.
Ryan Menendez (7 months ago)
I'd say Trump, just for the fact that at least people saw through Abbott's bullshit. The army of uninformed Trump supporters is astounding.
jpalmer999 (7 months ago)
Not sure who's worse to be honest
Mandi7882 (7 months ago)
I just responded the same thing. Trump is a copycat. He isn't original at all. He and his family has stolen from so many folks. It's a shame people don't know that. This guy lasted two years at the top. The shape of things to come for Trump as well.
Chris Williams (7 months ago)
Well, we've moved on since then. We now have Malcolm Dumb Dumb.
Mr moo (7 months ago)
this is trump

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